A limerick:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE HECK HECK HECK HECCCCCKKKKKKKK

23pairsofchromosomes:

Please do not hate me for posting this - but phage and bacterial pick up lines just get me every time!

bekstek:
“ deanassbutts:
“ stunningpicture:
“ This math teacher solves for ‘X’-mas
”
that teacher looks so fuckin smug
”
he should be, that’s a clever math problem
”

bekstek:

deanassbutts:

stunningpicture:

This math teacher solves for ‘X’-mas

that teacher looks so fuckin smug

he should be, that’s a clever math problem

louchastain:

I put them all into one post.

and we'll all float on alright,
already we'll all float on alright,
don't worry even if things end up a bit too heavy,
we'll all float on alright,
already we'll all float on alright.